60 Mildly Sassy Universe | Affirmations | Self-Improvement | Printable Cards | Oracle-Inspired Sass | Spiritual Self-Care with Attitude

Tired of soft, fluffy affirmations that whisper when your life needs a cosmic slap?

✨ Enter: Mildly Sassy Messages from the Universe.

This printable deck delivers spiritual clarity with a wink, cosmic truth with a kick, and divine guidance that doesn’t sugarcoat. These are mildly sassy cards, if you think you need a more of a kick to your ego you should look at the Sassy, morally questioning sassy, delulu sassy or extremely sassy packs.

💬 What’s Inside?

A downloadable PDF featuring a curated collection of mildly sassy, sometimes savage, always empowering messages like:
• “Don’t chase. Attract the whole damn thing. Then audit.”
• “Your glow-up is protected. Zero tolerance.”
• “You’re not confused. You’re just ignoring what you don’t want.”
• “You didn’t manifest that. You just tolerated it.”
• “That vibe you have? Shows how beautiful you goddamn are.”

Perfect for:
✔ Journaling prompts
✔ Daily card pulls
✔ Mood-boosting wall art
✔ The altar of a spiritually unbothered queen
✔ Clapping back at your inner chaos (with love)

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🖨️ How It Works:

• This is a digital download – no physical product will be shipped.
• Download the PDF after purchase.
• Print it at home, send it to a print shop, or use it digitally!
• Feel free to cut, shuffle, frame, or tape them to your mirror like the cosmic badass you are.

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🪐 Why You’ll Love It:

These aren’t your grandma’s affirmations.
They’re blunt, bold, and just what your soul ordered.
You’ll laugh. You’ll grow. You might even block your ex.
And you’ll definitely feel more in tune with your divine, slightly chaotic self.

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✨ Blessed. Bold. Slightly unhinged. Just like you.